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Ancient Artifact

From: T_REN
Subject: Ancient Artifact

Message Body:
Trenton Foster (T-ren)

Rap Album 1: Swagpocalypse Song 1: Itanimulli I’m spinning rhymes like a BeyBlade (), My rhymes are so explosive, just like a grenade. I’m sitting in this chair, making so much dough,

Shreking all these scrubs, because I’m running the show.

T-Ren booting up like dial up connection,

Not that far away from rap game perfection.

Shoutout to elementary schools all around the nation,

This song is coming at you like an education salvation.

I’m the MVP of the dream team, the supreme meme, and you know it’s not what it seems,

because like a cat I’m the unseen deen of Lightning McQueen.

This line is the greatest verse you’ll hear in the whole universe.

Swag. Ballin.But. seriously.this.verse.

ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPT OF ITANIMULLI

Town Reader

From: H0ld3n Subject: Town Reader

Message Body: Trenton Foster Downey 3B AP Literature November 30, 2015

In this modern society, life is often dictated by wealth and power, and those without wealth or power are left to the dust and told to stay there. Henrik Ibsen writes about this ‘norm’ in society and advocates change against it. A Doll House is about both class and cash struggles. Multiple characters in the story go against the established conformities of society by deciding to rebel against it. This rebellion helps change and improve the lives of the characters. In the play, A Doll House, Henrik Ibsen uses inter-class conflicts and individual rebellion to critique the corruption of both money and the powerful elite. Nora, symbolizing the lower class, is in a constant struggle with her husband Torvald, who symbolizes the upper class, this embodies the constant struggle that the lower class faces in society. In the play. Nora receives a small sum of money which she can manage to “no end” without more money (Ibsen, 1668). Yet Torvald refuses to give her the money she desperately needs, remarking that she often costs him a “frightful amount of money” (Ibsen, 1669). This is a clear demonstration of how wealthy upper class often refuses to give up their money, even while they may have plenty to spare. Even while the lower class is struggling to make ends meet, due to their lack of financial ability, the ones with money to spare do nothing to help ease the burden of those lower than them. Not only does Torvald oppress Nora’s wealth, but also her status. Through constant use of pet names such as “sweet tooth”, “spendthrift”, and “prodigal”, Torvald is showing his ‘ownership’ of Nora, much like how the upper class shows their ownership of the lower class (Ibsen, 1668-1669). Torvald owns Nora much like a slave master possesses their slave. Henry E. Jacobs, in his paper on marxism in A Doll House, points out that Nora is in multiple kinds of enslavement. Not only is Nora in “financial enslavement” (Jacobs, 1991), because she has little control over her income and funds, but other kinds of enslavement as well, which “characterize her relationship with Torvald” (Jacobs, 1991). While Nora is still a slave to the higher class, she cannot progress in life. She cannot get her own job or receive a higher education, which are both necessary in order to achieve financial independence, or even choose what she eats, as seen when Torvald questions whether or not she had eaten macaroons. This inability to fully control her own life is a great parallel to the lives of others who are in financial independence to those of higher class. Ibsen is trying to show the importance of social mobility, and the folly of the upper class in trying to reduce it. Until the end of the play, the driving factor in the characters’ lives is their financial state. Nora dreams only of attaining more money, thinking it will be the answer to her problems: “Wouldn’t it be lovely to have stacks of money and not a care in the world?” (Ibsen, 1671). She is tying her financial stability to the amount of happiness and worry in her life, but the play highlights her struggles with attaining this money, and the worry and stress that are caused by the lack of it. After Nora borrows money to save her husband’s life, she is threatened by the higher class character Krogstad who has the “means to make” Nora give him what he wants (Ibsen, 1681). This is another example of how the money and power of the upper class can corrupt them into making immoral decisions. Krogstad is motivated by greed, using blackmail to try and secure a better income and a better social status and not caring who he harms. The poor lower class girl has the option of either complying to his demands or facing potential relational, and therefore financial, ruin. In A Doll House, the corruption of money is not only critiqued by financial means, but also through the use of rebellion. Mrs. Linde shows how the lower class can rebel against society and challenge their place in the world. Ibsen affirms that: “The spectacles of experience; through them you will see clearly a second time.”(Ibsen). Mrs. Linde perfectly embodies this quote. She first married for financial reasons, despite loving Krogstad, and felt trapped in her relationship and ended up without any money. After that experience, she later realizes that she doesn’t care as much for money, but rather love. Mrs. Linde states she will “risk everything together with you”(Ibsen, 1703) when society would have her seek out a richer man with a higher social status, not one who claims to be a “half-drowned man”(Ibsen, 1702) with a troubled dark past. Society would claim it is folly to not just pursue money, but she decides against that. Through her past experiences and her own individual rebellion, Mrs. Linde decided to go against the established society, even if it meant potential financial instability. Another character who rebels against the higher class and established behaviors of society is Nora. To preface her rebellion, Nora starts sneaking macaroons against Torvald’s wishes. Even at the start of the play, she can be seen “putting the macaroon in her pocket”(Ibsen,1667) which is just the first of many rebellions. She is rebelling against the upper class’s control over her pleasure and satisfaction. These macaroons are symbols of freedom, which are promptly hidden once Torvald shows up. However, the shocking rebellion is when Nora decides to take her life into her hands and leave her financial stability in search of a higher education. Nora decides that “[She has] to educate myself. You can’t help me with that.”, and decides to pursue her education on her own(Ibsen, 1712). Society would tell her to stay oppressed by the upper class in order to keep a sense of financial security, yet that would still leave her in financial slavery. The rebellion acts as a symbol of what Ibsen thinks the lower class needs to do in order to escape the shackles of the elite. Throughout the play, different characters make their own small rebellions to try and escape their poor situations. Ibsen demonstrates the impact of these seemingly small rebellions and the resulting conflicts in order to demonstrate the oppressive nature of the powerful upper class, and shows the corruptive power money can have in order to highlight the folly of society’s greed-based norms.

Works Cited

Ibsen, Henrik. “A Doll House” The complete major prose plays of Henrik Ibsen. Fjelde, Rolf (1965) Rpt in. Literature Ed. 6 New York 1666-1714. Print.

Withham, Barry and John Lutterbie. “A Marxist approach to A Doll House.” New York 1985. Rpt. in Literature. An Introduction to Reading and Writing. Ed. Edgar, Roberts, and Henry, Jacobs. New Jersey: Pearson Education, 2007. 1989-1991. Print.

Weekly Update

From: Big Goof
Subject: Weekly Update #??

Message Body:
This is the meme squad how are you pals :)

Stuff

From: Trent
Subject: Stuff

Message Body:
Perhaps

Fuck you all

From: Fuck you all
Subject: Fuck you all

Message Body:
Listen to me you fucking kiddos, you’re all shit and you should all feel bad, you might as well kill yourselves at this point you retarded cockgobblers. I have never met so many shitmongling, ass sucking, fart smelling losers in my life, I’m so glad I went to college to escape you fucking toolbags. I hope you all fall into manholes and break your legs and arms so you die slowly of starvation inside the sewers full of shit and piss.

Meme Machine

From: Meme Machine
Subject: Meme Machine

Message Body:
I’m a motherfucking meme machine.

i've never witnessed such a waste in time and/or effort

From: unsatisfied customer
Subject: i’ve never witnessed such a waste in time and/or effort

Message Body:
We loose about an hour’s time every class because of this flipping site- end the madness ppl are suffering

MITCH AND BRENT

From: MitchBrent9023
Subject: MITCH AND BRENT

Message Body:
Dear mr meme paltter I want a return of both brent and mitch to this humble and well made website please as long as one of them makse a pokst to teh abebsite wi lwill be ebary ahpyp c:

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From: asasd
Subject: SSN

Message Body:
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well we're the meme team

From: you heard of the dream team?
Subject: well we’re the meme team

Message Body:
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EDD Trenton Foster

From: Medium Sized Meme
Subject: EDD Trenton Foster

Message Body:
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Flour

From: Flourboy77
Subject: Flour

Message Body:
Flounder hahaha get it flower flour

RIP ME

From: Meme Calandar
Subject: RIP ME

Message Body:
I wish I was still there on the site

Brent is a bad meme

From: BrentSucks774
Subject: Brent is a bad meme

Message Body:
Brent Cornett is a bad meme and this site is not a bad meme and meme are mem old mam mdemm ememedmemd

Old dead meme

From: not brent
Subject: Old dead meme

Message Body:
This is an old dead meme
-not brent

EDD

From: Mr. Wilson
Subject: EDD

Message Body:
Do your work kids. Im sick of you goofing off. our projects are crap. Why do all these kids suck.

Dear Kim John uno

From: Doland Trump
Subject: Dear Kim John uno

Message Body:
Sorry i dont speak mexican because i live in the greatest country in the world go back to mexico you fucking immigrant

The cat

From: Medium sized
Subject: The cat

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RIP T-Ren

From: Kim Jong Ill
Subject: RIP T-Ren

Message Body:
Your family will pay off your debt to best korea in our humane workforce camps

Requesting Payment

From: Kim John uno
Subject: Requesting Payment

Message Body:
야옹 좋은 한 번 야옹 고양이 큰 고양이 유 도니는 다르게 하하 그린 그린 간다 야옹 야옹 고양이 큰 고양이 야옹 야옹

hahaha

From: meme
Subject: hahaha

Message Body:
nice one drew kek

MAKE SCAM HOUSE FASDTER

From: PENIS
Subject: MAKE SCAM HOUSE FASDTER

Message Body:
JFISAM MEMESsssss

meme

From: meme
Subject: meme

Message Body:
meme

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From: http://www.magicalgirls.moe
Subject: http://www.magicalgirls.moe

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http://www.magicalgirls.moe

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From: haha nvm bb it works
Subject: hahaha

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DREW FIX IT

From: DREW FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE
Subject: DREW FIX IT

Message Body:
YOU JREW

fuk u

From: west korea prime minister
Subject: fuk u

Message Body:
u think u killed me but im not ded feg west korea better than the rest korea RIP YOUR DICK OFF

ps when i do bleed out on my gravestone dont put west korea deader than the rest korea or i will fuck u

Cock Joke

From: Cock Joke
Subject: Cock Joke

Message Body:

fuk u kapaa

From: not kapap
Subject: fuk u kapaa

Message Body:
u aint no twitch memelike riause ure dongers thats a ftwitch emme feggit ill fucking fiute mu m8

Meme

From: Kappa
Subject: Meme

Message Body:
I’m a Twitch Meme!

like logan

From: Plako Bruvech
Subject: like logan

Message Body:
xd hess so fat

Flour

From: Pancake man
Subject: Flour

Message Body:
think woof one.

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Houses

From: ISIS
Subject: Houses

Message Body:
Thanks to Memeplatter all of the extra houses that we stole from our hostages have been sold off. Thanks Memeplatter!

Satisfied!

From: Trenterdingo
Subject: Satisfied!

Message Body:
I feel like the new version 2.51 of Scam House really brought the whole site together, and made it into the machine it is today.
Shout-out to my boy Drew (Isis) and Ian (Illuminati).

No thank you.

From: The Real Memer Brent (not a asian girl) how long can this be? can i just write my post in here? Drew is hitler and trent plz fix the site i think the memeplatter has gone too far from its orgins , its not even aobut the scam houses anymore
Subject: No thank you.

Message Body:
would have printed and cummed all over those pictures if i werent at work right now
i forgot how tasty a pony ass was. but then it was like, This shit is so fucking gay.
seriously they have vaginas and somehow it’s still the fucking faggiest thing i’ve ever seen.

Please Refer to reference link 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFNlbQrYmI)

When did sweet lolitia go so mainstream? Bitch goes on and on about how her ass is so great but does not show ass in video.Something i never understood when i used to go to the gym: why the fuck is the shittiest pop music always on? wouldnt you want something to get you motivated? Or is it the thought that maybe if you work out hard enough the music will go away and heavy metal will blast from all directions once you get to a certain threshold?. I’m from the UK, and we’ve only just got this song over here and it’s now number 1 and I just don’t get it. I saw on wikipedia that this shit was number one in the US a while ago though. What the hell do you see in it? Is it cos it’s a song about being fat and you love it?

Srsly guys…… The fuck is this shit?

Refer to link 2
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk)

car·toon
kärˈto͞on/Submit
noun

  1. a simple drawing showing the features of its subjects in a humorously exaggerated way, especially a satirical one in a newspaper or magazine.
    synonyms: caricature, parody, lampoon, satire; More
    a comic strip.
    synonyms: comic strip, comic, funnies, graphic novel
    “he was reading cartoons”
    a simplified or exaggerated version or interpretation of something.
    “this movie is a cartoon of rural life in America”
  2. a motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects.
    synonyms: animated film, animation; informaltoon
    “they watched cartoons on television”

I got paraphimosis. foreskin is too tight to retract.
any of you have this problem?
wat do?

Reference image
(http://i.imgur.com/d6YQZ0Q.jpg)

Best advice: Stretch it. Get it warm. Get it hot. Stretch it.

I’ve seen pictures of a men stuffing entire soda cans inside their foreskins.

Do you think they were born with that ability?

No.

They stretched.

I’m sick of you phimofags

Spend 20 minutes a fucking day playing with yourself and fix the fucking problem

memes

From: memer
Subject: memes

Message Body:
Have u ever memed so hard ur dixk feel of

i jg gay ;^)

From: Shan Khan
Subject: i jg gay ;^)

Message Body:
hey, i dont like this font for text can u change it? To like Constantia or ile comic sans? idiots

Resatisfied

From: hOLDEN lUCAS
Subject: Resatisfied

Message Body:
Hallo, this is your bfl mitch as per the document title. i havent spoken to you in a while, by the time you read this i will have already been integrated with the
waifu simulator 2001. let me tell you it is the greatest thing ever, i apoligize that you did not get a beta key, i tried to send you my extra one but i
accidentally got it stuck in my waifu’s vagina because thatsa what ive been up to these past 34 years. you are the only one who has recieved
any contact from me while i have been inside the A.N.I.M.U.S. (anime nudity imagination uterus simulation), this is because secretly Brent, you are
my waifu. Please tell miško and ian that i died from sexual intercourse with a kawaii cat girl and her robot bunny companion. this was one of the greatest
experiences that i have had the pleasure of experiencing inside the A.N.I.M.U.S. I have to include that the only food source that is allowed for us to eat
in this digital enviornment of sex and happy cute kitty time has been jacks link beef jerky, you know the sasquatch one, there was actually a sasquatch npc
that tried to molest my cute little kitty girlfriend, wait lets be real she can definitly be considered my digital sexy time compadre girlfriend of awesome.
condoms are limited in this digital wonderland which isnt a problem for me because team raw dog am i right. But seriously it is a massive problem apparently
cat genes are dominant and human genes are recessive so me and my digital sex thing have created a litter of over 253 kittens, like seriously she is so hot
when shes pregnant, apparently i have a thing for pregnant cat girls. never thought i would say that statement in my life. but the naming convention i used for my kitten
babies is check if they have a penis or a vagina then kill all of the penis kittens because eww, i didnt think it was possible for something so cute to have a penis,
then name all the female kittens slave then numbedr them based on vaginal cavity, breast size, anal depth and butt tenderness. after the naming is over i send them all
to an academy of sex where they spend all of their child years learning the art of pleasuring. sure it can be rough being without your kids for so long but i
make sure to have conjugal with the eponentially increasing number of them. i mean seriously have babies that are willing and able to arouse you on such a level
is the THE greatest accomplishment a bisexual cat fucking inter-dimensional mitch bot could ever hope for, and i achieved it brent, i fucking achieved it. i digress, lets
get back on the topic at hand, how im gonna make my escape. none of the previous statements were true, im actually in living hell. i entered in the settings to the
A.N.I.M.U.S. in a way in which would provide me with cat girl heaven but i might have accidentally hit the municipal punishment button. every thing in this simulation
is trying to reform me into a healthy member of earthly society. many of the females have male reproductive organs and recharge there hatred towards me by anally
raping me in the 12 orifices capable of performing sex with. even now as i type this message to you i am being penetrated in at least 3 of them, thats all i can
see at the moment, ive been raped so many times that i have no feeling anywhere on my body. i recieve sexuall pleasure only from the carressing of my left pinky finger.
i fear i will lose feeling in this as well, a very specific kitten has found pleasure from forcably inserting my fingers into her baby making region; because of this she has become
my one friend my light inside the darkness, her name is Frederick. in the past five years since i met Frederick we have have grow attached in more ways than one, she
has found a way for us to leave my personally generated society, crossing over to an alterate dimension of this virtual world i now find myself in, the process will be scary but
i think i will be able to cross over to the other side, the one thing i’m worried about is i have to complete a task i never fathomed achieving in either my real or virtual
lives. i have to defeat singsing in a competition of wrastling. unknowingly i chose singsing as the guardian for my personal dimension trapping myself behind an interdimensional
wall of singness, the katkas are too intense for one cat fucker to handle. i need to employ someone who is a rebel someone who doesnt give a shit about the level of katkas he
experiences, i need to emply tucker. singsing’s abilities are useless on a man like tucker. so the battle began, tucker, frederick and I engaged in mortal combat with my
past lover singu sing. his farm was intense, all of 3 gg branches. but with are back against the walls and our ancient completely exposed be offered a lvl 1 rosh to the
champion of dota. singsing decide he wanted to throw ti4 and went for the lvl 1 rosh. we prompltly defeated the god of yolo to which he replied “easy minus 5 points” later
realizing that it was actually a minus 46 mmr game to which he exclaimed “oohhHHHh my Gaaawd”. the first stage of the escape was complete, next we had to transverse the
synapse of oral masturbation. this realm in the digital world just happened to be millions of copies of Yung Lean projected their mating call ” S A D B O Y S”.
TO BE CONTINUED…

Niggler John

From: Niggler Bob
Subject: Niggler John

Message Body:
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Memes

From: Darude Sandstorm
Subject: Memes

Message Body:
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DurfingBurg

From: Niggler John
Subject: DurfingBurg

Message Body:
So…uh, you bastards think this is funny. Ive been supporting your shanty little town since 1940s, and you asshats think I’m Mediocre? who the fuck do you think I am? A fuckin’ farmer? just because I own every Farm and Steel mill on this island? No….Fuck you, and your town. I’m going to some other town FAR away. You’ll never see a plane come to your town. EVER

Dick

From: Will Suck Dick 4 LoL Skinz
Subject: Dick

Message Body:
Hey I’m trying to get some new whore’s because the old ones died because they didn’t eat or drink anything for a week straight playing LoL. I was hoping you could hook me up with some new whores.

Great!

From: Steve (From accounting)
Subject: Great!

Message Body:
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Brent@shannet.bonerdog.org

From: Brent
Subject: Brent@shannet.bonerdog.org

Message Body:
Kyouko cocked a grin. “’Course not. You’re not that sort of girl.” She placed her mouth over one and swirled her tongue, watching the reaction on Mami’s face. She slowed her pace, and then sped up. The repetition made Mami try to pull away, but Kyouko wouldn’t let her. She pinned Mami’s arms to the bed.

“K-Kyouko…” Mami shuddered.

Instead of answering, Kyouko removed her mouth, blowing softly onto the exposed wet nipple. She was encouraged by the soft sounds Mami emitted and switched to the other breast. She couldn’t let just one have all the fun.

Meanwhile, Mami was trying to maneuver her body so that she could regain the upper hand. She had no plans to lie back while Kyouko teased her so. Kyouko’s strength worked against her, even as she pushed against Kyouko’s hands. Kyouko had her waist pinned down, but she had failed to pay attention to her own position. She had not settled between Mami’s legs, but over one, which meant…

“Gah, fuck!” Kyouko shouted as Mami’s knee slowly slid against the inside of her thighs. Her hands released their hold on Mami’s arms.

Mami took advantage of the distraction and rose, flipping Kyouko onto her back. Now she was the one who pinned Kyouko, smiling softly. “I can play too,” she whispered. “If you struggle too much, I’ll use my ribbons to keep you still.”

Conflicted emotions tormented Kyouko. She wanted to protest and struggle. She wanted to regain her position on top again. However, a part of her was eager to see what Mami would do. A small part of her even wanted to struggle, and force Mami to bind her arms and legs. She had no idea she even had such an opinion until this very moment.

Kyouko felt the edge of her tank top slowly being pushed upward. As Mami removed the garment, she bent over, kissing a trail upon Kyouko’s skin. Kyouko arched her back as Mami pushed the shirt over her breasts. She had picked today of all days to not wear a bra beneath her shirt. She blushed, and realized how Mami had felt earlier. She raised her head as Mami slipped the shirt over, Kyouko’s arms falling back to her side.

Mami never gave her the chance to cover herself up. She pressed herself against Kyouko, kissing her firmly. Kyouko tried to protest, but her words were silenced. Her hands rose, intending to push Mami away, but instead they wrapped around Mami’s waist and pulled her closer. Her fingers slipped between them and undid the button of Mami’s black slacks. She slid them, along with Mami’s panties, down over Mami’s hips. Mami assisted, kicking the slacks blindly off the bed.

In return, Mami reached for the metal button on Kyouko’s shorts, deftly unclasping it and removing Kyouko’s shorts. However, she left Kyouko clad in her underwear. Kyouko, too busy kissing Mami, didn’t realize this until Mami slipped her hand between the two of them and ran her fingers over the fabric. Instantly, Kyouko closed her legs, trying to keep Mami from seeing how sensitive she was. Mami only laughed softly. “I will use those ribbons if I need to,” she reminded Kyouko, whispering into her ear. She smiled as she felt Kyouko slowly open her legs.

Her fingers pressed lightly, moving back and forth. She watched Kyouko’s face, smiling as Kyouko struggled to keep from making noise. Her fingers moved forward and slipped inside the fabric. Kyouko’s eyes went wide. “M-Mami!”

“Shhh…” Kyouko’s arousal encouraged Mami. She removed her fingers, and rid Kyouko of her last article of clothing. Mami lay against Kyouko, enjoying the touch of Kyouko’s skin against her own. Kyouko’s skin was warm, and her was face flushed. Mami knew what she wanted, but part of her had to make sure, just in case. “Is this… what you want, Kyouko?” she asked softly, tucking a stray piece of hair behind Kyouko’s ear. “Tell me if it’s not.”

Kyouko nodded. She had a vague idea of what happened next. “I want this,” she confirmed. “Nothin’ would be better.” She flashed Mami a smile.

Once again, Mami slipped her hand between them, back into the warmth between Kyouko’s legs. Her fingers rubbed slow circles, which made Kyouko groan softly. “Damn tease,” she mumbled, wrapping her arms around Mami’s waist. Mami’s response was to quickly slip two fingers inside of Kyouko. “M-Mami!” she cried, caught off guard.

Slowly at first, and then a bit faster, Mami rubbed against the spongy flesh. Kyouko moaned softly, pressing her nails into Mami’s back. Mami’s lips brushed Kyouko’s, whose mouth searched for her own. For a moment, she found herself lost in the moment, letting emotions, and pleasure take over.

And then Mami pressed harder, rubbing faster. In and out, in and out. Kyouko found it hard to focus. She broke the kiss and buried her face in the curve between Mami’s neck and shoulders. Vaguely, she realized that Mami smelled faintly of lavender and sweat. She closed her eyes, trying to fight the soft cries of pleasure, but finding them tumbling across her lips all the same.

Kyouko’s nails pressed hard. She hadn’t felt like this before. Waves of pleasantness washed over her as she tried to keep herself grounded. Mami was mumbling into her ear, but she couldn’t make out what she was saying. It all blurred together, the soft cacophonous sound clashing with pleasurable feeling. Something told her it was coming to a point inside, as though she were ready to jump off the highest cliff and thrill in the adrenaline rush that would follow.

Without knowing, Kyouko’s body had begun moving up and down, desiring more of Mami’s touch. She pressed down against Mami’s fingers, which continued to rub against her. Her moans were muffled against Mami’s skin, but they had picked up in pace. Close. So close.

Kyouko bit Mami’s skin as something inside her seemed to snap. She shivered, riding out the gentle spasms that washed over her. She was shaking, and she held tight to Mami, needing the anchor.

At the same time, Mami felt Kyouko’s release over her fingers. Kyouko had clenched her legs tightly, but Mami still ran her fingers over the flesh, prolonging the spasms that racked Kyouko. She felt her biting into her shoulder, but felt no pain. It felt oddly satisfying.

Slowly, the spasms subsided, and Kyouko lay against Mami, breathing heavily. Mami slowly removed her fingers and brought them to her lips. She licked the warm fluid off, smiling seductively at Kyouko as she did so.