From: hOLDEN lUCAS
Subject: Resatisfied
Message Body:
Hallo, this is your bfl mitch as per the document title. i havent spoken to you in a while, by the time you read this i will have already been integrated with the
waifu simulator 2001. let me tell you it is the greatest thing ever, i apoligize that you did not get a beta key, i tried to send you my extra one but i
accidentally got it stuck in my waifu’s vagina because thatsa what ive been up to these past 34 years. you are the only one who has recieved
any contact from me while i have been inside the A.N.I.M.U.S. (anime nudity imagination uterus simulation), this is because secretly Brent, you are
my waifu. Please tell miško and ian that i died from sexual intercourse with a kawaii cat girl and her robot bunny companion. this was one of the greatest
experiences that i have had the pleasure of experiencing inside the A.N.I.M.U.S. I have to include that the only food source that is allowed for us to eat
in this digital enviornment of sex and happy cute kitty time has been jacks link beef jerky, you know the sasquatch one, there was actually a sasquatch npc
that tried to molest my cute little kitty girlfriend, wait lets be real she can definitly be considered my digital sexy time compadre girlfriend of awesome.
condoms are limited in this digital wonderland which isnt a problem for me because team raw dog am i right. But seriously it is a massive problem apparently
cat genes are dominant and human genes are recessive so me and my digital sex thing have created a litter of over 253 kittens, like seriously she is so hot
when shes pregnant, apparently i have a thing for pregnant cat girls. never thought i would say that statement in my life. but the naming convention i used for my kitten
babies is check if they have a penis or a vagina then kill all of the penis kittens because eww, i didnt think it was possible for something so cute to have a penis,
then name all the female kittens slave then numbedr them based on vaginal cavity, breast size, anal depth and butt tenderness. after the naming is over i send them all
to an academy of sex where they spend all of their child years learning the art of pleasuring. sure it can be rough being without your kids for so long but i
make sure to have conjugal with the eponentially increasing number of them. i mean seriously have babies that are willing and able to arouse you on such a level
is the THE greatest accomplishment a bisexual cat fucking inter-dimensional mitch bot could ever hope for, and i achieved it brent, i fucking achieved it. i digress, lets
get back on the topic at hand, how im gonna make my escape. none of the previous statements were true, im actually in living hell. i entered in the settings to the
A.N.I.M.U.S. in a way in which would provide me with cat girl heaven but i might have accidentally hit the municipal punishment button. every thing in this simulation
is trying to reform me into a healthy member of earthly society. many of the females have male reproductive organs and recharge there hatred towards me by anally
raping me in the 12 orifices capable of performing sex with. even now as i type this message to you i am being penetrated in at least 3 of them, thats all i can
see at the moment, ive been raped so many times that i have no feeling anywhere on my body. i recieve sexuall pleasure only from the carressing of my left pinky finger.
i fear i will lose feeling in this as well, a very specific kitten has found pleasure from forcably inserting my fingers into her baby making region; because of this she has become
my one friend my light inside the darkness, her name is Frederick. in the past five years since i met Frederick we have have grow attached in more ways than one, she
has found a way for us to leave my personally generated society, crossing over to an alterate dimension of this virtual world i now find myself in, the process will be scary but
i think i will be able to cross over to the other side, the one thing i’m worried about is i have to complete a task i never fathomed achieving in either my real or virtual
lives. i have to defeat singsing in a competition of wrastling. unknowingly i chose singsing as the guardian for my personal dimension trapping myself behind an interdimensional
wall of singness, the katkas are too intense for one cat fucker to handle. i need to employ someone who is a rebel someone who doesnt give a shit about the level of katkas he
experiences, i need to emply tucker. singsing’s abilities are useless on a man like tucker. so the battle began, tucker, frederick and I engaged in mortal combat with my
past lover singu sing. his farm was intense, all of 3 gg branches. but with are back against the walls and our ancient completely exposed be offered a lvl 1 rosh to the
champion of dota. singsing decide he wanted to throw ti4 and went for the lvl 1 rosh. we prompltly defeated the god of yolo to which he replied “easy minus 5 points” later
realizing that it was actually a minus 46 mmr game to which he exclaimed “oohhHHHh my Gaaawd”. the first stage of the escape was complete, next we had to transverse the
synapse of oral masturbation. this realm in the digital world just happened to be millions of copies of Yung Lean projected their mating call ” S A D B O Y S”.
TO BE CONTINUED…