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From: The Real Memer Brent (not a asian girl) how long can this be? can i just write my post in here? Drew is hitler and trent plz fix the site i think the memeplatter has gone too far from its orgins , its not even aobut the scam houses anymore
Subject: No thank you.

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would have printed and cummed all over those pictures if i werent at work right now
i forgot how tasty a pony ass was. but then it was like, This shit is so fucking gay.
seriously they have vaginas and somehow it’s still the fucking faggiest thing i’ve ever seen.

Please Refer to reference link 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFNlbQrYmI)

When did sweet lolitia go so mainstream? Bitch goes on and on about how her ass is so great but does not show ass in video.Something i never understood when i used to go to the gym: why the fuck is the shittiest pop music always on? wouldnt you want something to get you motivated? Or is it the thought that maybe if you work out hard enough the music will go away and heavy metal will blast from all directions once you get to a certain threshold?. I’m from the UK, and we’ve only just got this song over here and it’s now number 1 and I just don’t get it. I saw on wikipedia that this shit was number one in the US a while ago though. What the hell do you see in it? Is it cos it’s a song about being fat and you love it?

Srsly guys…… The fuck is this shit?

Refer to link 2
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk)

car·toon
kärˈto͞on/Submit
noun

  1. a simple drawing showing the features of its subjects in a humorously exaggerated way, especially a satirical one in a newspaper or magazine.
    synonyms: caricature, parody, lampoon, satire; More
    a comic strip.
    synonyms: comic strip, comic, funnies, graphic novel
    “he was reading cartoons”
    a simplified or exaggerated version or interpretation of something.
    “this movie is a cartoon of rural life in America”
  2. a motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects.
    synonyms: animated film, animation; informaltoon
    “they watched cartoons on television”

I got paraphimosis. foreskin is too tight to retract.
any of you have this problem?
wat do?

Reference image
(http://i.imgur.com/d6YQZ0Q.jpg)

Best advice: Stretch it. Get it warm. Get it hot. Stretch it.

I’ve seen pictures of a men stuffing entire soda cans inside their foreskins.

Do you think they were born with that ability?

No.

They stretched.

I’m sick of you phimofags

Spend 20 minutes a fucking day playing with yourself and fix the fucking problem